Nuts TV launching 12th of September at 9pm

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The irony is that I come up with that explanation, and I'm the least sexually experienced out of all of you ;)
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Markgway wrote:Yes Grim, but Brad doesn't "GET IT".
I do get it. I'd have thought that was obvious. It's you who doesn't GET IT SIR ;)
grim_tales wrote:Isn't the guide supposed to turn both partners on/show them what to do? If it didnt it wouldnt be a very good guide :D
I don't believe it is no. A sex guide is there to give partners ideas, they themselves turn each other on. It's not the guide "specifically" which turns people on. God I hope not, it's so stale and formulaic. The Sex Guide is an instruction tool, it's specific purpose is not to titillate.

Obviously for Mark any sight of flesh turns him on though :D . Mark has already said "any" sight of a attractive woman gives him a hard-on.

Ah fuck it like I said we're going around in circles.
grim_tales wrote:The irony is that I come up with that explanation, and I'm the least sexually experienced out of all of you ;)
(Did I say that?) :oops:
There's no harm in being honest dude, more people are than they have the guts to let on.

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9 Songs surely can't be about titilation?! Have you seen the woman in it?!? No way in hell would the site of her naked or not turn me on. No breasts whatsoever and the face doesn't do that much for me either...

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/to ... .php/11820 - NSFW

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I have to agree with you Degen....

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i've tried but haven't been able to sit all the way through 9 songs even though it's only short.it's a borefest despite the shagging.if i want porn i'll download jenna jameson's latest :lol:
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Her face looks pretty, the last capture is just a bad shot of her. Do all women have to have double H breasts before you're interested guys?

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No, fair enough if theyre bad shots though.

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The bird in 9 songs is very unsexy,perhaps that's the point.
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Here's a better image.

She's no raving beauty... but she looks quite pleasent in a regular way.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2751/Ma ... 79_400.jpg


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bradavon wrote:Her face looks pretty, the last capture is just a bad shot of her. Do all women have to have double H breasts before you're interested guys?
No, I'd prefer D cup... But bee stings don't do much for me. Call it personal preference.

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Markgway wrote:OMG! Someone has edited my sig. A moderator has abused his powers (I'm looking at you Brad). That's not on!! :evil:
What me? No never :D

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I'm not laughing.... that's crossing the line.
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I am :D :D :D , like you didn't ask for it ;)

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It's abuse of moderation powers, and no one here wants us to go back to the way you used to be with your "international vaginas".
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Saw a bit of Nuts TV when it was launched. Disappointing/rubbish TBH, considering the magazine its based on.

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I watched 1.5 shows and my god what utter drivel. You're right the magazine is much better, it's rubbish too though.

What the fuck is that Lucy Pinder bit when she reads a dull as dish water story. What a waste!

I can't believe how poor TV it is. Come on the magazine has T&A why not the TV show? It doesn't start until 9pm and goes on until 1am so they can definitely get away with it, they do on Satellite. They don't even cover a third of the same subjects the magazine does. It's just really, really lame games all night.

I definitely won't be bothering again, a complete waste of time. It's even poorer than Men and Motors, at least that had some proper car shows.

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Agree about the Lucy Pinder bit when she reads Shakespeare etc - WTF! :?

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Will concur with the sentiments stated on this page. Nuts TV is utter shite.

Watched the "Fit & Fearless" thing the other night, and while yes the girls were fit and seemed happy to strip down to their underwear, they definitely were not fearless. Bunch of screaming girls is what they were.... I know it was all just a piss take parody type thing, but at least give the viewer some 'T' in the T&A. As is stated, the magazine does and indeed that is basically its selling point, so why not the TV channel??!?

I'll check back to it every now and then, but I'll switch it off within a few mins each time if there isn't any boobies on view.

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I sense your remote batteries will quickly run out :D

For some reason they seem to think they have to work with the constraints of British TV which means T&A isn't allowed, when it is. Just look at late night Satellite completely unencrypted (it's as a free as Freeview).

A bit of a laugh with T&A could be good fun but no they give us drivel like that Pinder stuff and trash game shows.

I put Nuts TV on the same level as Euro Trash except at least that was funny occasionally.

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Eurotrash at least had flashes of T&A :D

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Eurotrash was awesome!! It didn't even try to hide or pretend about the fact that it was trash and it had nudity, so was good all round. Nuts Tv is trying to pretend to be good fun TV with game shows and the like, but it is just trash.

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grim_tales wrote:Eurotrash at least had flashes of T&A :D
Usually by ugly French men :D

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