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http://bash.org/?111338
"<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine> O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang."

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:D

"I'm sorry, Harry" said Ron, I thought you felt the same way.."

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24 spoof - 24: The Interns:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5905

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"We offers..."
"The DVDAsian..."

Almost too funny to be real. :lol:
I used to be "the man who loves the movies you hate".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".

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tom2681 wrote:Image

"We offers..."
"The DVDAsian..."

Almost too funny to be real. :lol:
Man, you should go to Hong Kong and check out the english labels on clothes and other products :D
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I was there, the big BNB blackout of november, 2008. We lost many that day...

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Stephen Hawkings has the same weakness as the Daleks.
http://profh.ytmnd.com/

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The latest deepdiscountdvd newsletter:

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That's no fake.

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Lol, you just can't get good value these days!!
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On IRC:

User1: I've got some problems with Negro Burning Rome. Tom, can ya help me ?
Tom2681: Sure. First, call the italian police.
User1: Huh ?
Tom2681: Second, confiscate the negro's flamethrower.
User1: What ?
Tom2681: Third, slap him silly and tell him that burning the italian capitol is wrong.
User1: OK, I'm gonna leave coz I dunno what yur talkin about.
#User1 has left the channel#
Tom2681: Now that's reverse racism, that is. Will someone please stop that negro !
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:D

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Wow, the fortress of Barad-Bush. :D
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tom2681 wrote:Barad-Bush. :D
Sounds like a sex act.

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:D

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That one with the mice is horrible not funny. :(
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Old joke, but still gets a smile.
http://www.moonraper.com/

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CD covers, some of the better ones:-
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If those are the better ones.........
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