Total Recall Remake

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 27 Feb 2011, 21:57

Coming next year,directed by Len Wiseman and starring Colin Farrell.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id ... ll2012.htm

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 27 Feb 2011, 22:18

Oh Dear.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 28 Feb 2011, 01:35

AKA: Movies I could live without ever seeing #211

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 28 Feb 2011, 11:03

Wiseman's Underworld films were decent actioners.And Die Hard 4 was ok'ish. I'll diss it when i've seen it.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 28 Feb 2011, 11:16

The thing that made Total Recall special and interesting, was the premise, the idea.

Not the briliant acting skills of Ahnuld or the mediocre direction by Verhoeven.

I'd like to see a serious movie about the whole thing, instead of the popcorn cheesy blockbuster that was Total Recall.

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 28 Feb 2011, 15:27

The best thing about Total Recall is Ahnoldt! Give dees peepul ayer!

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 28 Feb 2011, 15:45

gasteropod wrote:The best thing about Total Recall is Ahnoldt! Give dees peepul ayer!

I thought the alien's 3rd boob was more convincing than Ahnuld...

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 28 Feb 2011, 15:54

gasteropod wrote:The best thing about Total Recall is Ahnoldt! Give dees peepul ayer!

Johnnycab: Please state the street and number.
Arnie: Duurrrive! Druuuurrrive!
Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?
Arnie: Anywhere just go! Go!
Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?
Arnie: Sheeeeeeeet! Sheeeeeeeeet!
Johnnycab: Would you please repeat the destination?
Arnie: [Quaid rips the Johnnycab out and starts to drive himself] Aaahhh!

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 28 Feb 2011, 16:11

Consider dat a divorce!

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 28 Feb 2011, 17:12

You should clone yourself!

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 28 Feb 2011, 17:15

bradavon wrote:Oh Dear.

Yup its not Spanish, so its going to suck

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 28 Feb 2011, 21:07

gasteropod wrote:The best thing about Total Recall is Ahnoldt! Give dees peepul ayer!

Amen to that.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 28 Feb 2011, 21:33

saltysam wrote:Wiseman's Underworld films were decent actioners.And Die Hard 4 was ok'ish. I'll diss it when i've seen it.

Underworld 1 is good, 2 is okay I guess, I've not seen 3 and Die Hard 4 was again okay I guess. Only Underworld is a keeper in my book.

I don't consider Total Recall the classic many do though. It is very much an 80s movie though and that gave it it's charm. Give it a similar feel (e.g - Predators) and it may just work.

romerojpg wrote:Yup its not Spanish, so its going to suck

Huh?

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 28 Feb 2011, 21:37

bradavon wrote: Underworld 1 is good, 2 is okay I guess, I've not seen 3

Wiseman didn't make number 3,so it's a moot point really.but for the record,number 3 was ok

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 01 Mar 2011, 23:43

I didn't know that. I assumed he did.

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 20 Sep 2011, 17:47

PG-13
http://www.movie-censorship.com/news_en.php?ID=2853

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 20 Sep 2011, 22:48

Hollywood it appears is remaking EVERY film older than 15 years.

Point Break, FFS!?!

What's next? A remake of Hudson Hawk?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 21 Sep 2011, 11:36

HungFist wrote:PG-13
http://www.movie-censorship.com/news_en.php?ID=2853

Just an excuse to plaster Extended Unrated Version on the DVD/BD.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 21 Sep 2011, 11:47

Good point Grim.

I'd mind less if they were R rated but most aren't

. Rambo and Predators (I know not remakes) were so much better being R rated.

Len Wiseman is directing. He's already fucked up on franchise (Die Hard). Does he need to do it again?

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 21 Sep 2011, 19:01

Die Hard was fucked after the awful part 3

so dont talk shite.

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 21 Sep 2011, 21:02

To be honest I don't really care if it's gonna be pg-13. Wiseman is a hack, the film is probably gonna suck no matter what it's rated. I can't really imagine any Total Recall fan looking forward to a remake anyway, so it's probably better sell it to clueless 13 year olds who don't know anything about good action films.

That being said, I'd love to see the comeback of Total Recall style brutal old school action (without modern flashiness and over-use of CGI). Total Recall 2 would be a much more interesting idea... But it would fail almost certainly because no one's making that kind of films anymore. It would probably end up something like the new Conan trailer (trailer, cause I haven't seen the film and won't be seeing it since it looks so appalling).

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 21 Sep 2011, 21:50

Would be interesting if they actually did that and made a Total Recall 2 - wasnt that what Minority Report kinda started out as?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/releaseinfo#akas

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 22 Sep 2011, 15:57

Hey, I really liked Die Hards 3 and 4, so fuck y'all!

Keung · Post by **Keung** » 22 Sep 2011, 17:05

Die Hard 3 was awesome!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 08 Apr 2012, 11:39

Just seen the trailer

The original is one of my favourites and this looks exactly the same TBH (but with excessive CGI, Minoroty Reports' hover cars, and watered down in a PG-13 sort of way)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMhADqlPYg

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