What general film/series have you just seen.. marks out of 5

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 09 Jun 2010, 20:53

Markgway wrote:
IronMonkey wrote:Girls in their underwear, gore, cheesy dialogue, bad acting awesome 80s hair cuts... What more could you possibly want from a film?!
Tits!

You obviously haven't watched any of the Massacre films then!

Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » 09 Jun 2010, 21:22

SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE II may be the best film of its genre/decade.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 09 Jun 2010, 22:23

I haven't seen any of them.

How about beaver then?

Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » 10 Jun 2010, 00:48

Now you're just getting grabby.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 10 Jun 2010, 01:00

I can live with that.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 11 Jun 2010, 06:15

Shrek 3D: 1.5/5

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 11 Jun 2010, 10:11

Shitter that Shrek 3 then? I've zero plans to see this.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 11 Jun 2010, 16:14

I know it was only a short but IMO it was just made to show off 3D (early 3D with red and green glasses) and was just a chase scene really. Shrek The Halls was a short but was far funnier than this.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 12 Jun 2010, 15:37

I thought you meant the new Shrek 4 3D movie. Actually, is that out yet?

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 12 Jun 2010, 15:38

bradavon wrote:I thought you meant the new Shrek 4 3D movie. Actually, is that out yet?

Not in UK

but not too long.

IronMonkey · Post by **IronMonkey** » 12 Jun 2010, 16:28

Markgway wrote:I haven't seen any of them.

How about beaver then?

Yup, that too! Awesome films!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 12 Jun 2010, 17:49

bradavon wrote:I thought you meant the new Shrek 4 3D movie. Actually, is that out yet?

My bad

The one I saw was called "Shrek 3D: The Story Continues" made a bit before Shrek 2 I think. Maybe comparing it to Shrek 3 is a bit unfair, its not as good as Shrek The Halls though.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 12 Jun 2010, 17:53

Shrek 4 has been a massive hit in the US.

Coming soon no doubt... Shrek 5!!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 12 Jun 2010, 21:20

Markgway wrote:Shrek 4 has been a massive hit in the US.

Coming soon no doubt... Shrek 5!!

Its still underperformed compared to its predecessors...

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 13 Jun 2010, 01:52

No one expected it to do as well as it did...

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 13 Jun 2010, 10:04

I bet it's still rubbish. Shrek 3 certainly was. Even if it gets rave reviews over here, I won't be bothering. Do we really need FOUR Shrek films? Not at all. Shrek and Shrek 2 are great but it needed to stop there!

luckystars · Post by **luckystars** » 13 Jun 2010, 20:44

The Book of Eli

So bad it's hard to score...about 5/10

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 14 Jun 2010, 01:14

luckystars wrote:The Book of Eli

So bad it's hard to score...about 5/10

What's 4.5/10? A 90 min close up of dog poo?

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 14 Jun 2010, 09:46

Markgway wrote:
luckystars wrote:The Book of Eli

So bad it's hard to score...about 5/10
What's 4.5/10? A 90 min close up of dog poo?

yeah.

10/10: Great
9/10: Average
8/10: Bad
5-7/10: So bad words can't describe.
1-4/10: Whaat, there's numbers below 5?!! Geez!

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 14 Jun 2010, 21:03

Where did my post go? I said:

How is 9 out of 10 average and 8 out of 10 bad? You must see a lot of great films, if 9 out of 10 is considered average. Average isn't something a film wants to be called, yet you're giving it to a film you give 9 out of 10. That makes no sense.

If your rating system stops at 5 out of 10. Why not just make it a 5 out of 5 system?

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 14 Jun 2010, 22:50

Hung was being facetious.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 15 Jun 2010, 12:17

Hung's known for his whack film ratings

.

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 15 Jun 2010, 12:30

Brad is known for misinterpreting people

luckystars · Post by **luckystars** » 15 Jun 2010, 16:50

luckystars wrote:The Book of Eli

So bad it's hard to score...about 5/10

So if I'd wrote 2.5/5 you'd have understood me?

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 15 Jun 2010, 19:20

luckystars wrote: So if I'd wrote 2.5/5 you'd have understood me?

No, because that wouldn't have made sense either.

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