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Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 01:11
by saltysam
i saw On Deadly Ground in HMV this week.Has this been out before in the UK?

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 07:48
by Markgway
No. It was due to come out in 2000 but withdrawn. Only a few copies escaped into the marketplace (with an incorrect '12' cert on the cover). The current DVD will be the same cut cinema version as the BBFC have never passed the film uncut.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 17:11
by grim_tales
Markgway wrote:
DangerousLeeHandsome wrote:As for Out for Justice, I didn't like that one too much. The finale is one of the weakest of any Seagal flick.
OFJ is easily his best film and the super violent finale is class. I wish all action movies ended with a scumbag getting a corkscrew stabbed in their head.
Out for Justice was good, the violent finale was fun :D As was the pool hall fight.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 25 Oct 2010, 16:13
by Markgway
Updated.......

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 25 Oct 2010, 18:24
by Xenon
Give Seagal's newest ultimate crapfest "Born To Raise Hell" a spin.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 08:07
by Markgway
Xenon wrote:Give Seagal's newest ultimate crapfest "Born To Raise Hell" a spin.
Will wait for it to come on TV.

I'm not paying to watch any of these DTV jobs...

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 15 Jan 2011, 19:14
by Markgway
Added THE KEEPER

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 17 Jan 2011, 21:34
by grim_tales
Markgway wrote:No. It was due to come out in 2000 but withdrawn. Only a few copies escaped into the marketplace (with an incorrect '12' cert on the cover). The current DVD will be the same cut cinema version as the BBFC have never passed the film uncut.
Is this uncut on R1?

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 15:43
by Markgway
grim_tales wrote:Is this uncut on R1?
Yes.

Added A DANGEROUS MAN

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 18 Jan 2011, 16:16
by Markgway

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 19 Jan 2011, 04:07
by Markgway
Added DRIVEN TO KILL

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 21 Jan 2011, 15:14
by brooce-leroy
i've got machete but not watched it yet.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 21 Jan 2011, 16:08
by Markgway
Not seen it either. Don't count it as 'a Steven Seagal film'. It just a film he happens to be in ala Executive Decision.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 12 Feb 2011, 02:05
by brooce-leroy
Machete 4/5

The film is awesome and Michelle Rodriguez has never looked hotter.

Seagal has an extended cameo as the baddie. He puts in a semi amusing performace, but can't cut the mustard in action scenes any longer. He looks bloated and around 11 months pregnant.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 08:51
by Markgway
Added 'Kill Switch'.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 02 Apr 2011, 05:19
by Markgway
Added EXIT WOUNDS

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 03 Apr 2011, 00:11
by saltysam
i liked Exit Wounds,compared to the unwatchable dreck he's serving up nowadays it's a stone cold classic.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 03 Apr 2011, 00:51
by brooce-leroy
I thought Exit Wounds was amazing when I first saw it. It ranks 2nd for me for this director's films (the first being Cradle 2 The Grave).

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 03 Apr 2011, 00:57
by Markgway
brooce-leroy wrote:It ranks 2nd for me for this director's films (the first being Cradle 2 The Grave).
That's not saying much is it?

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 03 Apr 2011, 01:05
by brooce-leroy
Cradle is a really fun B movie. If it didn't have so much shaky-cam style, quick fire editing, it'd be a classic. Romeo Must Die is not bad either.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 03 Apr 2011, 14:14
by romerojpg
brooce-leroy wrote:Machete 4/5

The film is awesome and Michelle Rodriguez has never looked hotter.

Seagal has an extended cameo as the baddie. He puts in a semi amusing performace, but can't cut the mustard in action scenes any longer. He looks bloated and around 11 months pregnant.

I finally got round to it myself, disappointed sadly.

It was sadly the brilliant trailer, but with a film inserted around it. All the best bits were in the trailer :lol:

Worth a watch, but hey I remember a interview with the cast and M,Michelle saying after all these years of doing covered up respectful films, now she is playing the hotty and can finally get em out. She didnt! :rage:

Even Seaguls fight was badly done, the editing was atrocious!

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 03 Apr 2011, 17:05
by brooce-leroy
What did you expect when the trailer was so good? I don't think its a great idea to have a fake trailer to be the genesis of a feature film. As I've already said, I did really enjoy it, so no complaints here from me. I can't believe I actually like a film that romero is not so keen on. :lol: :icon_suspect: ;)

p..s we do get a glimpse of Lohan nipple.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 03 Apr 2011, 17:11
by romerojpg
Yup It was odd the footage from the trailer was there, with the unknown actress, then the next shot it was Lohan with her hair flowing over her baps haha I thought they may have re-filmed some bits, but nope its all the footage from the 3 year old trailer :lol: by the end they did get them out and it was no fake trailer girl, which was nice :thumbs:

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 06 Aug 2011, 11:20
by Markgway
Updated with Born to Raise Hell.

Regraded star ratings to my current **** system.

Re: The Steven Seagal Films Review Thread

Posted: 09 May 2013, 00:42
by Markgway
Added AGAINST THE DARK.