Bullets 'n' Babes

This reminds me of a true story. A little guy stormed into a doctor's office and shouts "doctor doctor, I'm only 30cm tall!"

The doctor responds, "calm down, you'll just have to be a little patient."



Nah j/k, hope you feel better Shen dudette.

Poor thing... I'll have to pop round with the flask of chicken soup.

Markgway wrote:Poor thing... I'll have to pop round with the flask of chicken soup.

Geez, be a little sensitive, Mark. Dont scare her like that...

Mark's true nature is revealed...

He'll be disappointed when he finds out Shen's 18, then.

Dude! Lol! What an awesome site.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com

Thanks Eva! Laughed my ass off. Type in "Asia" into the search engine. After seeing the map of Asia, go and read the article about Japan. LOL!

What Tom is...

My youngest has a friend over and they decided to amuse themselves by decorating their faces as kitty cats. Did they use the washable markers on their skin? NO! Of course not!

cute

The truth is out!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Scotland

I didn't know the "Haggis myth" existed in Scotland as well.

In France, this mystical animal is called a Dahu (or Dahut) and it's some sort of wild goat with shorter left legs.
It was one of the greatest rural hoaxes of the XXth century over here.

Eva's new sig is rather harsh and cruel, but funny - I remember Mario World on the SNES very well!

my camera got coffee spilled all over it and now its fucked, for the body alone it's gonna cost £70 to repair, and the lenses more... damn, hopefully the insurance will cover it, otherwise im gonna have to pay out £150 for a new camera again!!

It just goes from bad to worse for you, doesn't it?

It's gotta be karma-related.
She must've been some kind of mass murderer (or a lawyer) in a previous life.

yes!! :crybaby:

lol it will get better....soon....i hope...maybe....please?

"Do good things, and good things happen to you" - Earl Hickey

i always do good things...except maybe i am mean to the bimbos on tv who open their legs to get famous....but i do do good things, i always buy the homeless people drinks or give them change!! i buy the big issue too see im a good girl really...

I believe it was IM that caused the coffee-kerfuffle. You speaking out against his fancy of the moment is what spurred him to knock the beverage onto your camera. Or (alternative theory), if it was you yourself that spilled the coffee, then it was him using his latent powers to curse you.

I always thought IM had the look of a witch-doctor...

lol! interesting theory

Eva's sig is not remotely funny unless you think the idea of disintigrating bodies and charred bones is a laugh riot.... remember the shots of people jumping to their deaths? Oh, how we all laughed!!

A tyrannic madman destroying his own people just so he can go blow up Afghanistan and Iraq... Creating his own Pearl Harbour... Having no remorse... And even getting re-elected... If you don't laugh, then what can you do ?

That's how mad the world has become. Just embrace it.

Yep... obviously I feel sad that so many innocent people lost their lifes in 9/11, but I dont get upset about a lil animation like that. There are way worse things going on in the world today to get upset about some sigs like that. Get angry about what Bush has been doing ever since he's come into office. Get angry about the thousands of death people who were killed by our own goverments. Get angry about our privacy rights getting thrown out of the windows, because we might be 'terrorists'. Get angry about shit like that. Dont get angry at Fundementalistic Mario.

BTW, Anyone else sees the resemblance between Mario and Saddam? Perhaps one of his doubles!? Can't believe Bush hasnt threatened to bomb Japan yet.

Anyway, back off-topic: I bought Brothers in Arms for Xbox today for 10 euro. It's great seeing all these classic games being now sold at bargain prices cause shops are trying to get rid of their Xbox titles to make room for the 360 titles.
I also saw Burnout Revenge and SSX (the newest one) for 13 euros each. But I havent finished SSX3 and Burnout3 yet, so I'm giving these a miss. Also, Burnout Revenge is missing the english language. It was replaced by dutch language (both written and spoken).

I know real life is what's important and not some dumb animation, but I can't be alone in thinking it's insensitive and in abysmal taste. Is there nothing 'we' don't laugh at? To invoke Bush's crimes doesn't make the cartoon any less offensive to those who died and the relatives of those who died - none of whom I hope surf this site. Yes, Bush is a bastard who invaded Iraq to show his Daddy that he can finish the job, but until genuine proof of complicity in 9/11 comes out I'm not going to assume his guilt in allowing the murder of thousands of people. I'll leave that to the lefties and conspiracy nuts among you.