The funny thread

[gasteropod]

Worst Movie Death Scene Ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6Cw_3 ... r_embedded

[grim_tales]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *squeezes blood packet*
BOOM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOOM

*dies with eyes open*

[gasteropod]

Hehehehe, hey there's nothing wrong with him dying with his eyes open, that's probably the most realistic thing about it!

[HungFist]

[HungFist]

Iran plans to send MONKEY into space
- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... fears.html

"Iran has previously sent a rat, turtles and worms into space"

[HungFist]

[gasteropod]

[grim_tales]

[Markgway]

In Scotland you could add 'Train without drunks'.

[HungFist]

Video compilation of Sean Bean's trademark; dying in every movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEhtsgu6bJg

Warning: contains spoilers.

[saltysam]

Believe it or not this site is real...compensation culture my arse click on the link and scroll down the page on the right handside till you find the quote

http://www.accidentclaims.org/

[gasteropod]

Believe it or not this site is real...compensation culture my arse click on the link and scroll down the page on the riht handside till you find the quote

http://www.accidentclaims.org/

Haha!

[Markgway]

What quote? I couldn't find any on that page.

[grim_tales]

It's near the bottom, scroll down

[Markgway]

Nope still don't see it.

[gasteropod]

How can you not see it? You wouldn't find it funny anyway

[Markgway]

Maybe I'm on the wrong page?

I don't see any quotes.

What does it/do they say?

[saltysam]

Now we know where Brad has got to....living the high life with his compo

[Markgway]

Still in the dark....

[grim_tales]

Near the bottom, right hand side

[Markgway]

OK. Seriously what are you guys smoking? There are NO QUOTES on that page; funny or otherwise. Is this a wind up?

[Shingster]

Can you see this header about two-thirds down the page:

Have you had an accident claim? Make a claim with us!

If so, just underneath that header on the right hand side should be a small block of text in blue writing. This is the customer quote they're all going on about.

[Markgway]

Nope. I don't see any blue text quote.

I do see "Have you had an accident claim? Make a claim with us!"

But underneath it says...

"What Makes Accidentclaims.org different:

We offer expert legal advice and have a high 98% claim success rate. Every claimant is treated as an individual and our team of solicitors will work with you to ensure you fully understand the accident claim compensation process, telling you what you can expect as well as providing care and support to those that need it most."

Am I clicking the wrong link?
http://www.accidentclaims.org/
It's the one in Sam's post.

[HungFist]

Nope. I don't see any blue text quote.

I do see "Have you had an accident claim? Make a claim with us!"

But underneath it says...

"What Makes Accidentclaims.org different:

We offer expert legal advice and have a high 98% claim success rate. Every claimant is treated as an individual and our team of solicitors will work with you to ensure you fully understand the accident claim compensation process, telling you what you can expect as well as providing care and support to those that need it most."

Am I clicking the wrong link?
http://www.accidentclaims.org/
It's the one in Sam's post.

[Markgway]

Thanks Hung.

For some strange reason that quote wouldn't show up when I clicked on the link.