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Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa?!?

Posted: 08 Apr 2006, 10:56
by grim_tales
I hope to God (pun intended) this is a joke. Reported on IMDB, yet a dog's arse has more accurate information than IMDB :D
"Socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly been asked to play celebrated humanitarian Mother Teresa in a movie biopic. Indian director T. Rajeevnath has contacted the hotel heiress about taking the lead role in his new film, which will chronicle the late nun's life. He tells MTV.co.uk, "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."
She might not be chosen though, but I still find the story amazing. Whats' next?
Tara Reid as the Virgin Mary???!?

Comic Book guy voice: Worst. Casting. Ever.

:shock:
Its a bit late for April fools isnt it? How the fuck does this talent free airhead get so much work?

Posted: 08 Apr 2006, 11:02
by EvaUnit02
Yeah, the news has been around for well over a month so hardly a "late April Fool's Joke". I don't see the problem really, since most Bollywood films are pants to begin with.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006, 11:04
by grim_tales
Who said it was a Bollywood movie? :?
Sorry, didnt realise it was old :)

Posted: 08 Apr 2006, 11:09
by EvaUnit02
Looks like he ain't a Bollywood filmmaker.
http://www.cinemaofmalayalam.net/rajeevnath.html
http://www.latestcinema.com/malluwood/K ... spora.html

Those hardly sound like Bollywood-ish films to me.

Posted: 08 Apr 2006, 11:13
by grim_tales
No me neither :)

Posted: 08 Apr 2006, 18:39
by Markgway
The first version of the Mother Teresa story to have hardcore fucking?

Posted: 08 Apr 2006, 20:02
by grim_tales
:D
Are they going to age Paris up so she gets old and wrinkly?
Perhaps she'll only play the young nun in her 20's or something, and an older (better) actress will prortray her later on in life?

Posted: 08 Apr 2006, 22:47
by Markgway
The highlight of the script is when Tess (as she's now known) blows a leper.