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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."
'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?"
"I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out." :twisted:
"That makes sense," remarks the barkeep. "And, what about your best friend?"
"I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad dog!"
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A young woman walks into a bar on the top floor of the Empire State Building.
She sees a man who looks bored.
She comes up to him and says:
-Hey handsome, what are you drinking ?
-It's magic beer !
-Magic beer ?
-Sure it is, look...
He drinks the whole glass then goes up to the window, opens it and jumps.
He flies around the building like a bird for a few seconds and then comes back through the window.
She's astonished. Naturally, she asks:
-Wow ! Can I try it ?
-Sure, go ahead.
She drinks a whole glass, goes up to the window and jumps.
Then she falls and splatters her brains on the street.
Then the barman (who wasn't paying attention) turns to the guy and says:
-Hey Superman, you're mean when you're drunk !
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