Merry Christmas

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 25 Dec 2008, 00:51

Yi-Long wrote:
HungFist wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:
HungFist wrote:
Yi-Long wrote: Ah, who cares when jesus was born. The guy was a dick.
Really? How?
I read somewhere he ate baby-panda's on a nearly daily basis.
Also, he turned perfectly fine water into wine, got everyone drunk as hell, and those drunken bastards messed up the whole town!

Ow, and always with the 'dad-bragging'. He took the 'my dad can beat up your dad' thing to a whole new level.
Ow, and he could 'walk over water'. Yeah, me too. It's called skating, dick!
I thought you didn't belive in that BS?

Yi-Long wrote: Ah the bible is a load of BS anyway...

I dont, but from what we do 'know' about him, the guy sounds like he was a dick

But he wasn't without powers. I mean, either he could walk on water, or he could freeze the lake

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 25 Dec 2008, 01:06

HungFist wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:
HungFist wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:
HungFist wrote:
Yi-Long wrote: Ah, who cares when jesus was born. The guy was a dick.
Really? How?
I read somewhere he ate baby-panda's on a nearly daily basis.
Also, he turned perfectly fine water into wine, got everyone drunk as hell, and those drunken bastards messed up the whole town!

Ow, and always with the 'dad-bragging'. He took the 'my dad can beat up your dad' thing to a whole new level.
Ow, and he could 'walk over water'. Yeah, me too. It's called skating, dick!
I thought you didn't belive in that BS?

Yi-Long wrote: Ah the bible is a load of BS anyway...

I dont, but from what we do 'know' about him, the guy sounds like he was a dick
But he wasn't without powers. I mean, either he could walk on water, or he could freeze the lake

Or he turned water into wine, got all his friends drunk, and afterwards they all were like.... "Hey! Hey.... you guys remember when Matthew got so wasted he lifted his skirt, and I was like WOAH DUDE!!! and I turned around and ran like really REALLY hard, and I didnt see where I was going, and I just ran across the river!!!! Man... that was f-ing wicked!!! You remember that? YOU REMEMBER THAT!?!?!? Man that was awesome.... we should do that again some time...."

...and his friends were like "Ummm.. uh... I actually dont remember all that much from that night.... Matthew lifted his skirt up again!? Really?Were there young boys around or something? Why would he do that? What a douche!"

"Yeah he did! But you guys remember me going over that water, right!? Right!?!?"

"Ummmmm.... hey man.... we have no reason to doubt you, right!? Your mom got pregnant as a virgin.... by 'God'.... and a star led 3 wise men to your crib... and some angel appeared.... right....!? It's not like you ever lied to us, right!?"

"Exactly!"

"Right... Exactly(!) so whatever you say man.... you just keep pouring that fine wine!"

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 25 Dec 2008, 13:09

OK. It's Christmas Day now so Merry Fucking Xmas, you bastards!!! 8)

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 25 Dec 2008, 13:46

I spent my Christmas sleeping in until the afternoon like every other day. My older sister, older brother and his wife arrived this evening at 11pm. My father arrived on the afternoon of Xmas Eve.

I've received nothing yet, will wring some cash out my parents when I can be bothered; I may try to buy a 1TB HDD for my pooter.

My mum, her boyfriend and my younger sister are in Boston, MA until late February. The bastards didn't want to pay for me to come and stay there too, fucking cunts. I've basically had the house to myself since around Dec 10th.

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 25 Dec 2008, 14:03

OK, I've been spoilt.

Mum got me:

Family Guy: Season 7 DVD
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Blu-ray
Futurama: Bender's Game Blu-ray
James Bond Blu-ray collection (6-disc)
David Icke book
Mighty Book of Boosh
Mighty Boosh 2009 calendar
Mirror's Edge PS3 (I've already got it, but that's my fault, oops)
Cadbury's dairy milk crunchie bar

Dad gave me £100 and some flavoured shots with shot glasses.

Nana and grandad gave me £30

Sister got me some Batman boxers

An old neighbour gave me £10

So yeah, I've done pretty well there

luckystars · Post by **luckystars** » 25 Dec 2008, 22:01

HAPPY CRIMBO TO ONE AND ALL!!

Even Brad

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 26 Dec 2008, 00:07

Yi-Long wrote:I'm pretty much a moody loner. Think Jack Dee, only less happy.

I was thinking more David Berkowitz or Arthur Leigh Allen

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 26 Dec 2008, 00:51

Cool presies Gasterpod.

I was given this cookie jar by my brother:

It says 9 voices when you open his head

. I was also given this wicked poster book too:

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 26 Dec 2008, 00:53

the68monkey wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:I'm pretty much a moody loner. Think Jack Dee, only less happy.
I was thinking more David Berkowitz or Arthur Leigh Allen

Stop trying to impress us with your phony made-up names, Bobbi!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 26 Dec 2008, 06:20

EvaUnit02 wrote:I spent my Christmas sleeping in until the afternoon like every other day. My older sister, older brother and his wife arrived this evening at 11pm. My father arrived on the afternoon of Xmas Eve.

I've received nothing yet, will wring some cash out my parents when I can be bothered; I may try to buy a 1TB HDD for my pooter.

My mum, her boyfriend and my younger sister are in Boston, MA until late February. The bastards didn't want to pay for me to come and stay there too, fucking cunts. I've basically had the house to myself since around Dec 10th.

Nice family.

At least your Dad was there on time.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 26 Dec 2008, 06:22

gasteropod wrote:OK, I've been spoilt.

Mum got me:

Family Guy: Season 7 DVD
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Blu-ray
Futurama: Bender's Game Blu-ray
James Bond Blu-ray collection (6-disc)
David Icke book
Mighty Book of Boosh
Mighty Boosh 2009 calendar
Mirror's Edge PS3 (I've already got it, but that's my fault, oops)
Cadbury's dairy milk crunchie bar

Dad gave me £100 and some flavoured shots with shot glasses.

Nana and grandad gave me £30

Sister got me some Batman boxers

An old neighbour gave me £10

So yeah, I've done pretty well there

What credit crunch???????

An old neighbour gave me £10

...because you threatened to pan his windows in. Running a protection racket at Xmas. You should be ashamed young man....

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 26 Dec 2008, 12:14

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Dec 2008, 12:41

I got these:

The Usual Suspects R2 DVD (SE)
Shanghai Noon (R2 UK)
Bill Bailey: Tinselworm (R2)
Rhydian: Rhydian CD
A Bittersweet Life R2 UK
Tony Robinson's Cunning Night Out R2 UK DVD
Flower, Sun and Rain (Nintendo DS)
Mock the Week - Scenes We'd Like To See (Book)
The Knowledge (Guardian): Your Football Questions Answered
Ashes To Ashes - Season 1 DVD
Bedsocks
A nice, warm red zipped top
£100 from my Nan

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 26 Dec 2008, 15:22

grim_tales wrote:Rhydian: Rhydian CD

You dare admit that?!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Dec 2008, 15:43

Too late now

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 26 Dec 2008, 16:12

£100 from your Nan. I hope it's going on Booze and Women Grim

.

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 26 Dec 2008, 18:49

i got

A new canon digital camera
A New mobile phone
3 Pairs of tracksuit bottoms
2 Nice Next shirts
Sweets
Batman 1-4 blu-ray (only really wanted the first 2)
Hancock blu-ray (not seen it,looks pants)
plenty of smellies

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 26 Dec 2008, 19:14

saltysam wrote:Batman 1-4 blu-ray (only really wanted the first 2)

Separates? I'd understand getting a box set, but it looks like that isn't out till March, so has someone seriously bought you Batman & Robin? Hehe.

It's like with my Bond Blu-ray box set I got for Christmas, I only wanted the first three out of it really so the other three are bonuses

Godzooki · Post by **Godzooki** » 26 Dec 2008, 19:14

Got:

Nice pair of boots from All saints

All saints Jacket

PRADA Infusion d’Homme 100ml
The Wire S4 & S5
Vodka
Moet Champagne X2
Generation Kill S1
Girls Aloud - Out of Control
Homicide - A year killing on the streets Book
£60 Cash
£100 M&S Vouchers
Chocs
Hair products and other smelly stuff

a few other peices of tat from relatives and friends!

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 26 Dec 2008, 19:16

Tigercage wrote:Girls Aloud - Out of Control

I can't believe people's taste in music on this forum

Godzooki · Post by **Godzooki** » 26 Dec 2008, 19:19

gasteropod wrote:
Tigercage wrote:Girls Aloud - Out of Control
I can't believe people's taste in music on this forum

Its an in-joke between me and the Mrs. I borrowed the cd from her car last week so she got me my own copy!

Catchy tunes no?

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 26 Dec 2008, 19:28

gasteropod wrote:
saltysam wrote:
Separates? I'd understand getting a box set, but it looks like that isn't out till March, so has someone seriously bought you Batman & Robin? Hehe.

Well i had the 8 disc anthology so my parents went and bought me the 4 blu-rays

it's a minority opinion but i have to say i think Batman & Robin is slightly better than Forever

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 26 Dec 2008, 20:45

They're both awful IMO.

I like Girls Aloud. They release decent pop music.

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 26 Dec 2008, 22:23

When I was a kid, I loved Batman Forever, and only 'liked' Batman & Robin. Now I just think they both suck.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Dec 2008, 23:03

Brad, maybe it will go on some booze but I'd rather have a loving relationship with a girl first.
I didnt get any chocs/sweets

Ah well.