About the movie Zathura:
"I would rather piss blood than watch this ".
"Do you lot even watch films"
About Jackie Chan:
"The Tuxedo is great, better than many of his so called classics. Jennifer is wonderful."
About his accent:
"Gay with a hint of manly deepness."
"THE SIMPSONS ARE SHIT! "
"EBAY SHITHEADS ARE CALLING ME A PIRATE!!! "
When Tigger said he was Santa Claus:
"Kepp your Sack to yourself baby! "
"I love this image, KILL BILL PORNO!!!!!!!!! "
Your turn.

