Top 30 Jack Bauer "facts"

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 25 Jan 2006, 18:10

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

:shock:

No 1 is horrible, the rest is funny though

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 25 Jan 2006, 23:48

Funny... reminds me of the Chuck Norris list.

I don't know who Nina Meyers is so am not sure to be offended or not?

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 26 Jan 2006, 08:08

Markgway wrote:I don't know who Nina Meyers is so am not sure to be offended or not?

She killed Jack's wife Terri at the end of season 1

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 26 Jan 2006, 11:22

The list is really funny. Even liked the first fact.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Jan 2006, 11:28

We need Jack Bauer because the U.S. Constitution only defines Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government. Apparently the Framers of the Constitution forgot all about the Ass-Kicking branch

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 26 Jan 2006, 16:20

Oh, OK. I thought maybe Nina was a real person or something... and that's why was Grim offended?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Jan 2006, 16:24

Eh? I know Nina's not real, initially I thought comparing REAL murderers to fictional ones was in slightly poor taste? I know the list is in fun

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 13 Apr 2006, 19:11

"Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves"
"Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer"
"If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life."
"Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."
"Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 13 Apr 2006, 21:23

It's a rip-off of the Chuck Norris list. The makers even have the temerity to abuse the Chuckster in the list.

That being said, it's still funny

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 13 Apr 2006, 23:28

Yeah, the Chucky list is the original.

"The Boogeyman checks his closet at night to see if Chuck Norris is hiding."

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 14 Apr 2006, 09:41

"Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV."

Go on, Chuck!

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 14 Apr 2006, 17:08

Keifer Sutherland Facts:-
-He is Canadian.
-Is the son of actor Donald Sutherland.

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 23 May 2006, 13:15

- Jack Bauer is Chuck Norris' son.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 23 May 2006, 14:46

Unrealnils · Post by **Unrealnils** » 26 May 2006, 13:47

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

:LOL:

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 26 May 2006, 13:49

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 May 2006, 14:45

Jack Bauer is the number one cause of death among terrorists in America.