Exotic Dancer Name Generator

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 18 Jul 2006, 14:45

Bobbi wrote:Take the name of your first pet. Then take the name of the street you grew up on. Put them together, and that's your porn star name!

I don't think that "Feline Lobster" is a good pornstar name.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 18 Jul 2006, 16:00

My porn-name: Goran Fluter

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 18 Jul 2006, 16:45

That 'Fluter' part sounds kinda specific

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 19 Jul 2006, 00:42

Trixie Sunset
Jerry Dykehead
Oscar Grange (aka Mickey Middle)
Sammo Vorgebirge
Feline Lobster

(something tells me it's lost in translation)

Goran "the magic" Fluter

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 19 Jul 2006, 10:59

@68Monkey:

My first cat was called Féline (Feline).
I live in Rue de la Langouste (Lobster Street).

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 19 Jul 2006, 15:28

Hmmm, I guess we could call you Féline Langouste, then. It sounds more exotic.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 19 Jul 2006, 15:30

At least one could accept that as a pornstar's name. Feline Lobster just made me think that he was a cartoon character or something...

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 19 Jul 2006, 15:32

Okay, so the revised list is:

Trixie Sunset
Jerry Dykehead
Oscar Grange (aka Mickey Middle)
Sammo Vorgebirge
Féline Langouste (aka Feline Lobster

)
Goran "the magic" Fluter

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 19 Jul 2006, 15:33

That last one still makes me snigger like a schoolkid.

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 19 Jul 2006, 15:35

A few more names to go, and I think we'll have the makings of quite the international porno caper.

Oooo, something to do if I'm struck by insomnia in the near future.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 19 Jul 2006, 15:56

Jeez...

I'll take my brother's pet's name. It was a gerbil (well, gerbils?) called Charlie I think.

Street I grew up on....

Charlie Charmouth WTF? What sort of name is that?

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 19 Jul 2006, 17:19

grim_tales wrote:Charlie Charmouth WTF? What sort of name is that?

I'm sure that the 'mouth' part could get used, Grim (quite the doublé entendre, that)

the68monkey wrote:A few more names to go, and I think we'll have the makings of quite the international porno caper.

Oooo, something to do if I'm struck by insomnia in the near future.

Hmm, not sure about the results that would bring. As far as I can tell, there are only two regularly posting women on the forum, and the rest of us are guys. Wouldn't it end up just being your fantasy set of couplings (or more, if your that way inclined

), scripted with lurid detail?

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 19 Jul 2006, 18:41

Hmmm, seeing as how I don't fancy hooking up with any of you guys, and I know you'd all be horribly offended if it turned into gay porno, I think I might be heading down a deadend street.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 19 Jul 2006, 22:04

It's probably best to leave those thoughts locked up in your head