Why is the world cruel with spoilers?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Jul 2006, 09:37

Grumpy Smurf evil.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 26 Jul 2006, 12:38

*Takes mental note of an idea to generate many lulz.*

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 26 Jul 2006, 13:24

Grumpy Smurf is evil ?
I need to read the comics again...

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 26 Jul 2006, 16:48

INGNORE ME BRAD I AM A DICK

soz everyone, I do need some sort of management thats for sure.

I think I need to stay off the net.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Jul 2006, 16:55

Tom2681 wrote:Grumpy Smurf is evil ?
I need to read the comics again...

OK Gargamel evil then

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 26 Jul 2006, 17:42

No no no no no...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least evil, and 10 being... well... Mark I guess...

,
Grumpy Smurf is a 1, Gargamel is AT LEAST a 3.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 26 Jul 2006, 18:41

romerojpg wrote:INGNORE ME BRAD I AM A DICK

soz everyone, I do need some sort of management thats for sure.

I think I need to stay off the net.

Not a dick just weird sometimes

(like me).

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Jul 2006, 18:44

Yi-Long wrote:No no no no no...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least evil, and 10 being... well... Mark I guess... ,
Grumpy Smurf is a 1, Gargamel is AT LEAST a 3.

What about Smurfette (before Papa Smurf saw her?) She was Gargamel's lackey

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 26 Jul 2006, 20:25

Brad: You should bitch to Romero that he spelled 'ignore' wrong. That should REALLY piss him off

Brooce: I dont consider Smurfette evil, but she is a bit of a slut. Why else do all the smurfs wear lil white condoms on their head!?
(I dont even wanna know why papa smurf's hat is red... poor smurfette... (...ORrrr poor Brainy Smurf, who knows!?)

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 26 Jul 2006, 21:00

I'm not Brooce

Papa Smurf's hat is red to distinguish him from the others

Smurfette a slut - LMAO

No she's not evil now, but didnt she used to be (kind of) she was created by Gargamel to find a way into the Smurf village wasn't she?
Must be hard for her - the only girl in a whole village full of male smurfs

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 26 Jul 2006, 22:37

I heard that Papa Smurf smurfed Smurfette, right on the smurfing kitchen table. Honest, no smurfing lie

(All credit to Family Guy)

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 27 Jul 2006, 07:45

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 27 Jul 2006, 10:23

That's smurfing smurfelous! WHo would have smurfed that he would ever smurf her like that? Papa smurf sure is one smurfing son of a smurf!

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 27 Jul 2006, 10:40

"I smurfed her, I smurfed her good"

Back on topic guys

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 27 Jul 2006, 11:26

Right... the topic was: Why is the smurf cruel with smurfs!?
Well... I dont smurf and I dont smurfing care!

tom2681 · Post by **tom2681** » 27 Jul 2006, 12:00

When I smurf to the theater, it's because I wanna see a smurf, not a bunch of smurfs full of evil smurfs.

They should ban smurfs in theaters.
If you really want to watch smurfs, there's always the internet.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 27 Jul 2006, 12:15

Well.. I dont know about you guys, but on my next resume, I'm putting my smurf speaking and reading ability in! I bet they'll be impressed

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 27 Jul 2006, 12:16

Smurf, yeah!

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 27 Jul 2006, 12:31

I'd like to see that job-interview...

"I see here, on your resume, under language skills... 'smurf'"
- "yeah"
"Smurf...!?"
- "uh-huh!"
"Just so I'm sure... we're talking about lil blue man 'smurf' , right!?"
- "ow yeah!"
" I have to say... that ehm... that doesnt really sound like an actual language skill to me..."
- "..."
" In fact, it seems like a bit of a joke... so were you trying to be funny when you wrote this on your resume?"
- "No... why... no... I mean... it's an actual la..."
"No it isnt! It's a joke! And nota funny one. I'm here interviewing people for jobs, and you come in here and expect to be taken serious when you put this crap in!?"
- "But but but I..."
I'm sorry, but I'm a busy man, there are other people who want this job and that i need to interview, so we're done. Goodbye..."
- "..."
"Goodbye sir!"
- "... Ow well this is just SMURF! I cant SMURFING Believe THIS! Do you have any smurf how smurfing long I've smurfed smurf!? 2 Years! Day and night I smurfed! All day my head in the smurfs! Smurf YOU, sir! SMurf you up the smurf! I'm SO smurfing outta here!!! You smurfing son of a smurf! " (slams door)
"..."

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 27 Jul 2006, 13:48

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 27 Jul 2006, 19:15

You guys are all the same. Nothing but smurfing on the brain.

:bigsmurf: :smurfin: :smurf: :brilsmurf:

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 27 Jul 2006, 19:16

All the smurfing time, baby!