The Grimster has landed....

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 Oct 2006, 18:31

a job interview.

Part time job at a web research company called Cloud City (I think) in St. Albans

I think I would be good at that sort of thing, I use the internet a lot anyway

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 06 Oct 2006, 18:41

Hey good luck, Grim. What would you have to research!?

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 Oct 2006, 18:49

Dunno?!

Shingster · Post by **Shingster** » 06 Oct 2006, 19:25

Lol, well Grim, I dunno if you intended to already, but make sure you enter that interview room knowing all about the company and as much about the details of the job that you can find out via internet research.

Other than that, Good Luck m8.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 06 Oct 2006, 19:50

Thanks

All I had to do was e-mail my CV to them, they didnt give much details

I'll see what I can find out.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 06 Oct 2006, 20:57

grim_tales wrote:Dunno?!

Wow! Sounds like you're already in, mate!

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 06 Oct 2006, 23:17

And if the interviewer is female make sure and offer her a courtesy lickout...

It never hurts...

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 10 Oct 2006, 20:10

Shingster is spot one. How much are they paying? This is your first interview right?

I'd seriously also start by finding out what you're going to be doing? If you can't do it outright don't let that put you off. You can always learn. Subjects you sketchy on get swotting.

If you know the basics you can certainly get away with blagging A BIT.

Wear at the very least a shirt, ties and smart trousers + polished shoes too. I don't care what the job is an interview for gents equals shirt and tie.

p.s - Nice one well done. You've gone over the first hurdle but now need to get the job. Don't feel too upset (easier said that done) if you don't get the job and move on.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 11 Oct 2006, 16:12

I just had the interview, it went very well

The guy who interviewed me was nice and affable and the whole atmosphere seemed informal, most of the people working there were my age (ish).
The job sounded like something I'd REALLY be interested in and I'd love to get a chance.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 12 Oct 2006, 08:21

Hope that you don't fail.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 12 Oct 2006, 08:47

Thanks.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 12 Oct 2006, 09:01

Why would he fail? It's not like he's trying to pull a bird...

j/k Grimmy

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 12 Oct 2006, 10:53

Yi-Long wrote:Why would he fail? It's not like he's trying to pull a bird...

j/k Grimmy

You either win or you fail.
Landing the job = Grim is made of win. Not landing the job = Grim is made of fail.

Being made of win is not to be confused with being a WINNAR/WINRAR. WINNAR/WINRAR = sarcasm.

A good example is the Crocodile Hunter. His name was Irwin - I R WIN, so he was literally made of win. That is until he died, since then Pool Closed signs have been displayed in mourning all over the relevant internets.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 12 Oct 2006, 11:26

Well... Evaunit... mix it around a bit and you get U NEVA IT ... so you're neva gonna make it, have it, get it, all that...

Sorry man, it's in the name

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 12 Oct 2006, 11:54

You are Dutch, so you automatically fail. I have Jew blood, so I automatically win thanks to the power of the Zionist conspiracy.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 12 Oct 2006, 12:00

Well... if there's anything history has taught is, is that jews will have their comeuppance in the end. I bet that you'll be ass-raped by a hobbit sooner or later...

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 12 Oct 2006, 12:17

Yi-Long wrote:Well... if there's anything history has taught is, is that jews will have their comeuppance in the end. I bet that you'll be ass-raped by a hobbit sooner or later...

No, Jews having been winning ever since the 1950's. The nation of Israel pwns all the Sand Niggers/Camel Drivers on a daily basis. Israel is so made of win that a lot Sand Niggers don't wish to live any more and thus become An Heroes.

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 12 Oct 2006, 12:29

LOL at the whole conversation.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 12 Oct 2006, 12:36

Hmmm... maybe... but in the end, Jews will still be ugly.
I mean, Barbra Streisand... Fran 'The Nanny' Drescher... Harvey Weinstein ... The Elephant Man... too many ugly bastards to name. face it, jews have been screwed ever since they were dumped onto this earth by our one and only god, Allah.

The jews are having a good run at the moment in the middle east, and american showbiz... but in the end, evil will be punished by good...

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 12 Oct 2006, 12:45

thelostdragon wrote:LOL at the whole conversation.

Thanks but praise still won't debunk the fact that Israel is made of win. Even God thinks that the Hebrews are made of win, given the fact that he said that Isaac was made of win and that Ishmael was a WINNAR. Even the founders of Christianity think that Israel is win, since Revelations predicted that recreated Nation of Israel will become made of win.

Yi-Long wrote: by our one and only god, Allah.

You're such a n00b, Allah IS Yahweh/Jehova. Deus had great lulz when that crazy guy Muhammad wrote a fanfic for Christianity. Even the the great omnipresent-being of the internets, Anonymous, has great lulz at Islam - the Qua'ran is eclipsed by 50 Cent's song "Ghetto Qua Ran".

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 12 Oct 2006, 13:14

Stop Eva. I swear to God, I'm laughing tears. Omnipresent-being called Anonymous. Love that shit.

EvaUnit02 wrote:Muhammad wrote a fanfic for Christianity.

Just a bit of trivia, Prophet Mohammed was illiterate.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 12 Oct 2006, 13:19

Well... I just got off the phone with Allah 5 minutes ago, and he says you're wrong... 'like all jews are wrong'. I think he's kinda pissed still that he let his kid die for all our sins, yet you pretentious jewish bastards didnt think that was good enough, and dont recognize Jesus as your own one and only personal saviour.

Which he isnt. Batman saved us lots of times as well.

Ow... and he told me to let you know:'he'll be giving you hemerhoids'

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 12 Oct 2006, 13:27

Islam has no place for swindlers who claim to be able to talk to God like Christian priests. Only all the prophets were chosen by God to be talked to.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 12 Oct 2006, 13:40

Yi-Long wrote:Well... I just got off the phone with Allah 5 minutes ago, and he says you're wrong... 'like all jews are wrong'.

ZOMFG, you have Admiral Ackbar's phone number! Looks like you're made of 20% win and 80% fail rather than being 100% fail as I reasoned.

Batman saved us lots of times as well.

Sif n00b, Batman has teh ghey and has teh AIDS so he automatically fails in the eyes of Deus, no matter what cap he's wearing.

Ow... and he told me to let you know:'he'll giving you hemerhoids'

Sif n00b, I don't take it in the ass, unlike your saviour Batman. There's another reason why Dutch automatically fail, legalised ghey marriages.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 12 Oct 2006, 13:47

thelostdragon wrote:Just a bit of trivia, Prophet Mohammed was illiterate.

That never stopped today's teenagers.