Rent-A-Killer.com. Is this for real?

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 25 Dec 2006, 00:25

WTF? Is this for real?

http://www.rent-a-killer.com/index.php?main_language=en

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 25 Dec 2006, 00:30

thelostdragon wrote:WTF? Is this for real?

http://www.rent-a-killer.com/index.php?main_language=en

Dude... if you need to whack someone, why didnt you just come to me instead? I'm not that expensive

No need for you browsing the internet looking for shady alternatives...

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 25 Dec 2006, 00:44

Well, it's not like I was...

...I accidentally came across this website.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 25 Dec 2006, 00:53

thelostdragon wrote:Well, it's not like I was...

...I accidentally came across this website.

Like we always do...

"I was browsing for some videogame-sites, and all of the sudden I stumbled upon this 'ladyboys swallow buckets of sheep-cum site', how do you like that?"

Happens all the time

Anyway, it would surprise me if it was real, although it's possible I guess.
But sounds like something the FBI/CIA would set up to lure in people who are planning on killing someone...

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 25 Dec 2006, 01:00

You're not possibly serious about that site being legit, are you?

I can imagine one using it whilst drunk, but I reckon it'd be tricky to back out of a contract. I doubt there's a 14-day money-back guarantee.
Actually, how would you ask for a refund? "I was dissatisfied with the quality of the hit. I was expecting the killer instinct and cleanliness of Chow Yun-Fat, not Elmer Fudd."

the68monkey · Post by **the68monkey** » 25 Dec 2006, 01:04

thelostdragon wrote: ...I accidentally came across this website.

That's what they ALL say, LD

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 28 Dec 2006, 15:39

Kurgan wrote:You're not possibly serious about that site being legit, are you?

I can imagine one using it whilst drunk, but I reckon it'd be tricky to back out of a contract. I doubt there's a 14-day money-back guarantee.
Actually, how would you ask for a refund? "I was dissatisfied with the quality of the hit. I was expecting the killer instinct and cleanliness of Chow Yun-Fat, not Elmer Fudd."

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 28 Dec 2006, 15:50

If it's real, then why isnt Al Qaida just using the proffessionals on that site to whack Dubya? I'd gladly contribute to such a cause

thelostdragon · Post by **thelostdragon** » 28 Dec 2006, 15:51

Yi-Long wrote:If it's real, then why isnt Al Qaida just using the proffessionals on that site to whack Dubya? I'd gladly contribute to such a cause

Why would Al Qaida wanna whack Dubya?

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 28 Dec 2006, 15:56

thelostdragon wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:If it's real, then why isnt Al Qaida just using the proffessionals on that site to whack Dubya? I'd gladly contribute to such a cause
Why would Al Qaida wanna whack Dubya?

You're right. Dubya is the reason people keep joining Al Qaida...

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 28 Dec 2006, 20:58

Well these types of service show up on Ebay once in a while

its quite fuinny as they get away with it! I love them as they are hilarious.

The best ones are the buy it now KICK YOUR ASS sales, where you pay the guy and he comes to your house and kicks your arse! classic.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 29 Dec 2006, 00:20

I remember a lsiting on there "I Will Kick Your Ass" - made me laff

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