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Football related jokes

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Here's a couple to start with:

Everton Striker Andy Johnson is thinking about taking Jose Mourhino to court over his comments about alleged diving. His solicitor is not too sure, and says: "Sorry Andy, it just won't stand up."


Everton manager David Moyes is considering taking his men on a team bonding exercise for morale. He decides on parachuting.....so they can experience what it feels like to freefall.
"We do not train to be merciful. Mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you, he is the enemy. The enemy deserves no mercy."
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Shrek walks up to Wayne Rooney and says "I can't believe it but I've actually met someone uglier than me"

A horse walks up to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and says "Why the long face?"
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Liverpool's new signing.......

is going to be Michael Jackson, the thought of being spanked at home by 11 kids proved too much of a temptation for him.

:D :wink:
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Jose Mourinho sings :lol:

http://www.iol.ie/~webspace/Shaddupyourface.mp3 :D
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