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Die Hard: 5/5

Die Hard 2: 4/5

Die Hard with a Vengeance: 4.5/5
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Yippie Kiyay melon farmer.
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Evening Liaison 3/5

Mainland Chinese Ghost Story partly but more truths are behind that initial truth. Atmospheric and expertly shot Tony Leung Ka-Fai vehicle that gets less interesting as we move towards the truth.

I Want To Go On Living 3/5

Intelligent and fairly challenging, Sylvia Chang co-wrote and stars in this vehicle that doesn't just settle for a simple life-affirming story (her nursing Anita Yuen's character back to health) but instead expands. Can feel a little frustrating and cold but fairly rewarding in the end despite. Raymond Lee made some underrated films (Blue Lightning, A Killer's Blues etc).
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The Fountain 4/5

Thought this was pretty cool.
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Harsh Times - 3.5/5
Not bad, especially when considering that this is the work of a first-time director. Christian Bale is a great actor, too.
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BiscLimpkit wrote:The Fountain 4/5

Thought this was pretty cool.
The UK version is cut.
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EvaUnit02 wrote:Yippie Kiyay melon farmer.
Don't forget "Mr. Falcon" :lol:
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Mark wrote:The UK version is cut.
Not according to the BBFC website. What did they cut ?
I used to be "the man who loves the movies you hate".
Now I'm just "that weird french guy with a cat avatar who comes to BnB once a year for no reason and then disappears again".
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Yeah that's news to me... I check the bbfc before/after watching movies just to make sure.

IMDB says that the original was rated R and then PG-13 on appeal. I'm unclear as to whether this was a different version from the original R...
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Lantern 2/5

Solid performances by Ng Man-Tat and May Law makes this ordinary triad drama bearable now and again.
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The Modern Love 3/5

A HK Sex & The City if you will, nothing is particularly impressive for large amounts of time in David Lam's direction but when deciding to at least do a serious soap opera, his actresses respond and turns the film into a fairly likeable piece.
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Hey,

The Simpsons: Season 7 (Disc 4) - 4/5

The "Pulp Fiction" 22 Short Films episode is hilarious, and I know you'll expect me to say I don't like the "Summer of 4ft 2" Lisa episode much, but yet it is a nice episode with some very touching moments, especially the ending :)
I don't like the "Homerpolooza" one though.
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Ghost Rider (extended cut) blu-ray 3/5

Cheesey but entertaining Nick Cage superhero flick,Sam Elliot is excellent as ever in his small but pivotal role,ironically the pin sharp blu-ray transfer highlights some poor cgi work.

Above The Law 3.5/5

Great Biao/Rothrock actioner,nice transfer from DD.

Hostel Pt 2 2.5/5

Very similar to the first one except females are the hunted this time,one very nasty scene shocked even me and i'm amazed it's got through the bbfc unscathed.it would have been banned years ago,times have changed.
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God bless the BBFC.

Crank 4.5/5

Romero have you seen this?! Absolutely hilarious. Quality entertainment for the uneducated, unhygenic, MTV-influenced male.
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Crank is great fun and also has one of the best blu-ray transfers out there.i'd love to see a sequel/prequel.
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BiscLimpkit wrote:God bless the BBFC.

Crank 4.5/5

Romero have you seen this?! Absolutely hilarious. Quality entertainment for the uneducated, unhygenic, MTV-influenced male.
Indeed I have :D fingers crossed part 2 is as good when it comes out next year.
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I hope the same team are involved. Outstanding debut. Reminds me of the mindless violent action films of the 90's...
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The Truman Show - 3.5/5
First time I saw it. Good film, but can't see what all the fuzz was about.
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tom2681 wrote:
Mark wrote:The UK version is cut.
Not according to the BBFC website. What did they cut ?
http://www.bbfc.co.uk/website/Classifie ... enDocument

Click on 'General Remarks' if it's not already open. The cuts were made to reduce violence. I don't know anything more than that.
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I must be the only one who thinks Statham is an idiot, and his movies are shite :D
I'll be honest and confess I've only seen a few clips of Crank, but even those clips were already excruciatingly awkward. A fuck in front of a bus!? Come on(!)
I just cant take the guy seriously as a lead.
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Yi-Long wrote:A fuck in front of a bus!? Come on(!)
I'd take Amy Smart where ever and whenever the opportunity presented itself.
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Hell yeah, even in the sewer...
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BiscLimpkit wrote:I hope the same team are involved. Outstanding debut. Reminds me of the mindless violent action films of the 90's...
From what the directors are saying, they are all back! cast and crew! cannot wait to see where thats gonna go :lol: or how its gonna work, but hell they Directors are talking the talk and seem to be gong ahead with it as Crank made a pretty bit of cash as it cost only $10! which is pennies, the dvds sold more than that in a few days alone.

Statham is a class act and his films still rock, well he does even in crap films :D and hell see Crank, clips wount give you any idea at all of whatst he films like, esspecially a bonk near a bus, thats scene is hilarious if you know the context of it. Seeing a short clip, well :D
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Romero, how was Chaos (Statham, Ryan Phillppe and Wesley Snipes)? It went DTV over here.
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Agreed! "Crank" is one of the most rapid action films in recent years.
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