The Rotten Tomatoes Worst 100 List

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That countdown non-sense is impractical, just display it as one long list on a single page FFS.
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Just checked thru and am proud to say that I own an astounding 0% of that shit list. 8)
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EvaUnit02 wrote:That countdown non-sense is impractical, just display it as one long list on a single page FFS.
Yeah, there should be an option to do that.

Thankfully the pages loaded very quickly.
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I own 0% of those as well.
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I don't own (and don't think I've seen) any of them 8)

*Waits for Romero to come on saying how some of them are great films* :wink:
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I think I saw that Winona Ryder/John Hurt movie (Lost Souls?) late at night on TV out of boredom, it was really bad.
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Can't be arsed to browse 100 pages, but I definitely know that this list is evidence of the fact that they haven't watched a lot of films really, like "Naked Poison 2" or "The Twins Effect 2".

Oh, I own "A Man Apart" and I thought it was ok. :D

EDIT: WHAT? "Ballistic" on rank #1? They really haven't seen any films. If "Ballistic" is the worst movie ever, then they sure have only seen good movies in their life.
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Doesnt Rotten Tomatoes only rate Hollywood films?
Naked Poison 2 was so bad it was good :oops: Like a sexploitation Memento.
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thelostdragon wrote:EDIT: WHAT? "Ballistic" on rank #1? They really haven't seen any films. If "Ballistic" is the worst movie ever, then they sure have only seen good movies in their life.
So what is your point exactly? For years I've been hearing nothing but the worst things about Ballistics.
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Let's see how many I own... :D

EDIT:
Don't own any of them.
Have seen Ultraviolet and The Covenant, though. Shockingly bad films.
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EvaUnit02 wrote:So what is your point exactly? For years I've been hearing nothing but the worst things about Ballistics.
Well, I have watched it without having heard anything about it and until now I didn't even realise that it has been considered as a very bad film by the general public.
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So, did you like Ballistics then?

I'm surprised that you haven't heard about it's legendary awfulness. It pretty much killed Lucy Liu's and Banderas's A-lister statuses, halting their movie careers stone dead for a long while.
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EvaUnit02 wrote:So, did you like Ballistics then?
Hm... it's not really that I like it or treasure it. When it was released on DVD, I rented it from the video store I work at, watched it, was entertained and returned it the next day. I haven't seen it again since and doubt that I am ever going to watch it specifically again. It's just that it entertained me and I wouldn't have thought that it is in general considered to be a bad film. Honestly, I have seen film way worse. Some of which are even critically acclaimed.
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i will admit to having around 5 of those films and my daughter has another 3 i think. how the fuck is See No Evil in there,yes it's derivative horror but of it's kind one of the better efforts of recent years. Elektra is very average but far better than Fantastic Four which is nowhere to be seen.And how come shit like Ishtar,An Alan Smithee Film,Medallion aren't in there :twisted:
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I think I've seen Rollerballs. Other than that I'm clean.
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Seen: 2 (I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Alone in the Dark)
Own: 0
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I own none of them, although I did used to own I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, purely for Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobies. :D
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Who gives a fuck anyway? only sad loosers even vote on that site, many admit they have never even seen the films. Most people who slag these films off will never have seen them, they go by what some idiots said, and even then wont have seen it.


I own these, cannot say any are great films, but top 100 worst of all time?
GET A FUCKKING LIFE! I have seen so many films far worse than all these listed below, even Balstic Eks Vs Sever while crap, pales into insignificance compared to some shit I have sat thru. I never turn off films, no matter how shit.

Catwoman
Elektra (bland, but come on far from top 100 worst!)
Darkness Falls
Gods and Geanerals (n ever watched yet)
Chill Factor (never watched it yet)
Ultraviolet
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
The Forsaken (acctually a great vampire film, not sure why its there)
Universal Soldier: The Return (cock!)
The Mod Squad (never watched it yet)
House of the Dead
Rollerball
Battlefield Earth (most people have NOT seen this, they lie and vote anyway)
Alone in the Dark (I acctually found it a ok film)
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (shit, but had maybe 2 moments I liked, not even close to worst!)

I probibly own far more shit than any of the ones above, just unabke to shift them as they are so shit.
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I've seen a few of them... no shame in that because sometimes you don't know what a film is gonna be like when it's new... but there's nothing in the list that I think shouldn't be there. You could always argue about which films should be there but aren't. I actually thought The Medallion was better than The Tuxedo and New Police Story. The reviews for Ballistic were chronic when it came out so I knew to avoid it. I guess LD missed them? I'm guessing he doesn't want to check the whole list in case his 'own' tally goes into double figures. :mrgreen:
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Markgway wrote:I've seen a few of them...


....but there's nothing in the list that I think shouldn't be there.
But you have only seen a few of them, so dont say such silly things. How on earth do you know they should be there, thats one dodgy comment even if you only "Think".


Its comments like that which make me think some people are idiots, sheep and fools for going by what other people think. Your average joe type idiot who sees what the Sun says is great or bad (morons in other worlds).

I know your not like that, so dont say things like the above :D
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romerojpg wrote:But you have only seen a few of them, so dont say such silly things. How on earth do you know they should be there, thats one dodgy comment even if you only "Think".
Erm, based on the titles that I've seen... there's nothing there that shouldn't be. So what's 'silly' about my comment? I can't speak for the titles I haven't watched (and probably won't). You specialise in guff. Tell me your opinions on them.
Its comments like that which make me think some people are idiots
All of your comments make me think you're an idiot. No offence. :D
Your average joe type idiot who sees what the Sun says
I bet The Sun loved Transformers. :D
I know your not like that, so dont say things like the above :D
You just misunderstood what I meant is all.
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I think the Sun gave Transformers 1 star out of 5 :D
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Really? I stand corrected.

Which paper does Paul Ross work for?
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News of the World, ain't it?