Festive humour

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grim_tales
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Festive humour

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While shepheards munched their chocs by night
All seated by a stream
A monster from the deep rose up
And pinched the coffee cream.

"Oi give us back our coffee cream!"
The angry shepheards said
The monster merely smiled and took
The marzipan instead

Good King Wenceleslas looked out
He saw that it was raining
He couldn't find his welly boot
And spent an hour complaining
"Someone here has nicked me boot,
I can't find my welly -
Never mind I'll stay in doors
And see what's on te-ellly"

:D