Do you fancy playing with Keeley Hazel?

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 15 Apr 2008, 16:55

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http://www.fhm.com/100sexiestkeeley

I love shit like this, and now for some random Keeley photo:

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 15 Apr 2008, 17:29

That site is constantly buffering...
Plus cant pick black hair and asian...

edit: Apparently, FHM only finds white western women attractive...

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 15 Apr 2008, 17:31

It plays fine for me, although the choices of women it picks for you are a bit duff. Are you downloading anything?

Yeah I was annoyed you could only pick UK or USA but Brunette is really the same as Black though.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Apr 2008, 01:23

One of my matches was Katie Melua. Nice. 8)

The only thing missing from Keeley is my cock.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Apr 2008, 01:32

Yi-Long wrote:edit: Apparently, FHM only finds white western women attractive...

Really? You couldn't get any Black American women for example to appear.

British lads mags are "very" white female orientated. I cannot remember the last time I saw a black glamour model inside one of their covers.

Markgway wrote:One of my matches was Katie Melua. Nice. 8)

She's so lovely and comes across as really down to earth.

She's playing in my local city where I live in July. I reckon I'll have to go. I'd have bought tickets already but I cannot really afford it.

Tickets are £30, £37.50 or £45. Which seems pricey seeing as we're not talking London, Edinburgh etc... size venues here, but still, being able to see a live event in my local city, isn't something that happens too often.

I'd probably go for the £37.50 tickets, seeing as the cheapest tickets are always pants. Boyzone (whoopy doo!) and Meatloaf are also playing the same w/e. It's three concerts though.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 16 Apr 2008, 01:35

I'd pay £37.50 NOT to hear Boyzone.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Apr 2008, 01:52

They are a joke aren't they. Take That came back and did it properly but Boyzone are just coming across as a joke.

EvaUnit02 · Post by **EvaUnit02** » 16 Apr 2008, 10:30

I'd pay £37.50 to watch Ronan Keating being crucified.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 16 Apr 2008, 11:12

I'm sure you can find a bunch of Irish kids who will stone him to death for 10 pounds orso...
(or you can find some scousers to off him for free...

)

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 16 Apr 2008, 15:16

Oyrish kids would do it for free, as plenty of scum over there still.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Apr 2008, 15:34

Classic Romero Ignorance at play again. I presume you're talking about North Ireland?

Boyzone are from Southern Ireland, in case you didn't realise.

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 16 Apr 2008, 17:41

My daughter and mother are going to see Boyzone soon

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 16 Apr 2008, 18:12

bradavon wrote:

Classic Romero Ignorance at play again.

Your the King ignorant person on this forum.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Apr 2008, 18:52

Does anyone else think Keeley looks much hotter in that photo above? Without the abnormally thin waste, of her touched up photos.

The rest of them can be seen here, including high res. photos -

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4324

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 16 Apr 2008, 19:16

I dont like the heavy eyeshadow and white skin...

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Apr 2008, 19:26

Do you mean naturally white skin or touched up?

She's white so is bound to have white skin

. British people naturally have pale skin.

Generally speaking, I do find it funny how white people want to be darker (tanned) and many Asian people (South and Far East) want to be whiter

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 16 Apr 2008, 20:18

No, I meant she's just too pale for my liking (in that picture in this thread), and I dont like excessive eye-crap.

And yeah, I dont understand why asians want to be whiter either...

I'm white myself, and like you say, I'd love to be darker, have big dark eyebrows and dark stubs etc...

Right now I look like a bad cross between Daniel Craig and Steve McQueen, with a little Gabriel Byrne thrown in...

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Apr 2008, 22:09

Yi-Long wrote:No, I meant she's just too pale for my liking (in that picture in this thread), and I dont like excessive eye-crap.

You reckon she looks to pale? I don't think she looks pale at all, normal in fact. Are you expecting her to black up or something?

As to excessive eye shadow. I've seen women wear far more. It looks fine to me. I wouldn't even say it was excessive, taking into account she is wearing it and a little choice make up can help. I don't think it's really necessary but if women want to wear it, I don't see a little being any harm.

Yi-Long wrote:And yeah, I dont understand why asians want to be whiter either... . I'm white myself, and like you say, I'd love to be darker, have big dark eyebrows and dark stubs etc...

How can you say in the same sentence you cannot understand why Asian people want to be paler, then say you want to be darker

A Thai friend of mine works in cosmetics and she says she sell loads of face whitening creams, which she admits are really a con, but it's what the customer wants. To most Thais it's ugly to be too dark.

Which I find amusing, when white women spend millions each year doing the opposite.

Yi-Long wrote:Right now I look like a bad cross between Daniel Craig and Steve McQueen, with a little Gabriel Byrne thrown in...

They're all handsome

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 16 Apr 2008, 22:56

bradavon wrote:
Yi-Long wrote:No, I meant she's just too pale for my liking (in that picture in this thread), and I dont like excessive eye-crap.
You reckon she looks to pale? I don't think she looks pale at all, normal in fact. Are you expecting her to black up or something?

Yes please. Ow ... and I also dont like blonde hair much, and I also dont like long hair much...
Some exceptions are Shakira and Beyonce etc... but usually I prefer women with shorter hair (read: NOT a buzcut or spikes or whatever... but kinda like what Anita Yuen had in her prime... or Gala (the singer)

As to excessive eye shadow. I've seen women wear far more. It looks fine to me. I wouldn't even say it was excessive, taking into account she is wearing it and a little choice make up can help. I don't think it's really necessary but if women want to wear it, I don't see a little being any hard.

I'm not saying women shouldnt wear it, like I'm AGAINST it or anything. And when women wear it just moderately it's OK, a little eyeliner, a little darker eyebrows, that's all OK. I dont like the women who smear it on like fingerpaint.

Yi-Long wrote:And yeah, I dont understand why asians want to be whiter either... . I'm white myself, and like you say, I'd love to be darker, have big dark eyebrows and dark stubs etc...
How can you say in the same sentence you cannot understand why Asian people want to be paler, then say you want to be darker

Easy, cause I think darker people are prettier, and easier to dress...

A Thai friend of mine works in cosmetics and she says she sell loads of face whitening creams, which she admits are really a con, but it's what the customer wants. To most Thais it's ugly to be too dark.

Which I find amusing, when white women spend millions each year doing the opposite.

yeah, in Japan and Hong Kong women have the same obsession. Not sure if it's still the trend, but a few years ago those whitening crap was really in...
Cant understand it either. I wouldnt want my girlfriend to use it.

Yi-Long wrote:Right now I look like a bad cross between Daniel Craig and Steve McQueen, with a little Gabriel Byrne thrown in...
They're all handsome

Depends on what parts you cross, obviously

But still... I would have preferred to be a mix of Leslie Cheung, george Clooney, Johnny Depp, and a little bit of Jude Law

Blondes wanna be brunettes, and brunettes wanna be blondes. It's been that way since the dark ages.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 16 Apr 2008, 23:43

Keeley is a brunette

. Blondes do nothing for me too, they never have, except for Shakira whose unbelievably sexy.

I think you're just biased to Far East Asian women

. I think long hair is hot, blokes have short hair

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 17 Apr 2008, 00:01

Ow... I love asian women, obviously. A huge fetish. but to be honest I mostly just love women with dark eyes and hair.

I do like some white, blonde women ofcourse, cause you have hotties in every category of women, like Kate Winslet (nice eyes), Anouk (dutch singer), etc etc...

But overall, I'm into brunettes or black haired girls/women.

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 17 Apr 2008, 00:05

bradavon wrote:Generally speaking, I do find it funny how white people want to be darker (tanned)

I hate that, I don't find tans (ESPECIALLY fake ones) attractive at all. Natural skin tone doesn't bother me at all, any is fine, but for some reason I dislike white people tanned hahaha.

Yi-Long · Post by **Yi-Long** » 17 Apr 2008, 00:09

yeah, those fake tans are awfull

some of those white people with a big fake tan look like cheap handbags...

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 17 Apr 2008, 00:17

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 17 Apr 2008, 00:39

When people use fake tans, they always seem to go really OTT and it's so obvious. It looks awful.

You do have to wonder why many women do it. Along with fake boobs, few men find them attractive too. I don't hate fake boobs (big boobs are big boobs

) but given a choice natural (even small) is far sexier.