Machete

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 08 Aug 2009, 19:38

Seems like it's coming after all...

...and the word is Rodriques has cast tough guys Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin and Robert De Niro to co-star. Danny Trejo plays the title role of course.

Damn great cast.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=57752

gasteropod · Post by **gasteropod** » 08 Aug 2009, 19:44

Hahaha, amazing.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 08 Aug 2009, 20:01

Yeah after he has made the other 56735437 films he is apprently 100% making right now and over the next 5 years. So until then its 100% Bullshit, just like Tarentino and his 654179679 films in the pipeline.

Between the two of them they lie constantly, or more likley they are totally mis quoted and rumors turned into fact and made to look like bullshitters.

Once it has started filming, then get excited, until then forget about it.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 08 Aug 2009, 20:56

Cool 70's style poster

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 09 Aug 2009, 00:07

Jeff Fahey better be in it.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 09 Aug 2009, 02:08

Markgway wrote:Jeff Fahey better be in it.

According to the Rumors (haha) Deneroy is taking his part

yeah right.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 09 Aug 2009, 15:00

I'd rather have Fahey than DeNiro for this kind of movie.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 09 Aug 2009, 16:13

You got that right

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 09 Aug 2009, 16:39

Robert De Niro hasn't been a tough guys for decades. The film looks okay at best to me. Rodriguez is very overrated, he's only made one decent film (Desperado). I've not seen Planet Terror though.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 09 Aug 2009, 16:57

bradavon wrote: overrated

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 09 Aug 2009, 22:26

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 10 Aug 2009, 09:58

Does only the Japanese Grindhouse disc have the fake trailers?

HungFist · Post by **HungFist** » 10 Aug 2009, 14:10

grim_tales wrote:Does only the Japanese Grindhouse disc have the fake trailers?

Yes.

Well, Machete is on all Planet Terror releases, but the other trailers are only in the Grindhouse cut.

grim_tales · Post by **grim_tales** » 10 Aug 2009, 14:23

Thanks

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 05 May 2010, 18:00

romerojpg wrote:Yeah after he has made the other 56735437 films he is apprently 100% making right now and over the next 5 years. So until then its 100% Bullshit, just like Tarentino and his 654179679 films in the pipeline.

Between the two of them they lie constantly, or more likley they are totally mis quoted and rumors turned into fact and made to look like bullshitters.

Once it has started filming, then get excited, until then forget about it.

Looks like you were wrong and this film is nearly here...trailer looks good

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 09 Aug 2010, 01:04

Uncut 720p trailer (101Mb):

http://streamingmovies.ign.com/movies/a ... _wmvhd.wmv

It looks awesome. There's gonna be loads of blood and naked chicks. What more could you ask for?

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Markgway wrote:Jeff Fahey better be in it.

He's in it too.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 09 Aug 2010, 01:14

Haha... that looks fucking insane.

Trejo has found a new use for intestines... absailing(!)

Hot naked chick. That ass about gave me heart failure.

bradavon · Post by **bradavon** » 09 Aug 2010, 01:23

It looks to be hot naked chicks

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romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 09 Aug 2010, 18:11

saltysam wrote:Looks like you were wrong and this film is nearly here...trailer looks good

Indeed I was

so far its a crazy advertising campaign, and a one which is aimed at geeks and net fans, I cannot see it storming into the Box Office and making shedloads, still who cares as long as its a good film

so far the 4 or so trailers ahve all been so vastly different in style, hard to know what the film will be like.

Hopefully they use Trejo better than they did in Predators.

saltysam · Post by **saltysam** » 09 Aug 2010, 19:16

Wow....could this steal The Expendables thunder

Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » 09 Aug 2010, 19:57

A) The bloodspray looked like CGI. Can I say "fuck that" on this forum? If not, I apologize.

B) Humorless. Maybe it's just a question of the content they chose for the "real" trailer, but the original commercial from GRINDHOUSE looked like it could be a fun tongue-in-cheek romp; this does not.

Markgway · Post by **Markgway** » 09 Aug 2010, 20:14

Marshall wrote:A) The bloodspray looked like CGI.

It is.

Can I say "fuck that" on this forum? If not, I apologize.

No you fucking can't. Now apologize.

B) Humorless. Maybe it's just a question of the content they chose for the "real" trailer, but the original commercial from GRINDHOUSE looked like it could be a fun tongue-in-cheek romp; this does not.

Looked like it could be fun as long as they keep it cartoonish and cut back on the sadism...

Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » 09 Aug 2010, 21:19

Markgway wrote: No you fucking can't. Now apologize.

Sorry.

romerojpg · Post by **romerojpg** » 09 Aug 2010, 22:04

It looks like Fucking CGI Blood to me,
but hey sometimes Fucking CGI blood can be fun in some films (some!). As long as it is not a serious film it usually works for me, its when you see it in a drama, or some character piece that it stands out wayy to much for me (The Departed has a few CGI Blood shots! now they stood out wayy to much in that film). In a silly sci fi, horror etc... it can work well as hey it fits with the fun tones of these sorts of films many times.

luckystars · Post by **luckystars** » 09 Aug 2010, 22:05

I'm hoping it's as good as Planet Terror

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